My boss - the idiot or the most stupid antics of the authorities, because of which people have gone to work
Do you think that you have been treated unfairly at work? Evil boss does not pay you sick? Forced to work on Saturday? He delayed wages or subtracted late fee? We are sure that after reading this article you will be dramatically easier.
Recently, the famous star of humorous show Jimmy Fallon ran a marathon with hashtag # pochemuyaushelsraboty ( "#WhyIQuit") on social networks to find the most unusual and funny reasons why people say "so far" to his superiors. Today we bring you the winners.
1. Take me to handle
The user with the nickname toshoonly told about a very unusual way, which his boss decided to optimize the productivity of labor cleaners. Next quote, add to that there is simply nothing. "My boss was forced to carry it in his arms down the hall every time after a night cleaner mopping the floors so on freshly washed floor left fewer traces." No comments.
2. You're next
But the girl with the nickname bren_nancarrow pleased users really terrible story, worthy of either the film "Antichrist", or the many stories about the future serial killers.
"Once I got a job in the family nanny and the kid constantly pointed his finger and said that I would be next to me. After the fourth time, I just asked for the calculation. " I do not know that meant the child may really something innocuous, but poor nurse in this situation is understandable.
3. I have a couple of questions to you
Another inhabitant of the social networks with the nickname KSchmooze tells the story of his very caring boss who either genuinely worried about the health of their employees, or could not afford to precious minutes of working time merged into the toilet. Further, according to the author: "In my last job set in the toilet phone, and if it seemed to him that some of us there is delayed too long, he started ringing and wonder what happened." An interesting approach, is not it?
4. Armed and dangerous
But the next hero of this article ended up in a much more uncomfortable situation than a simple phone call at the time of reflection on the "white throne". A young man named Jonathan_Young_ was nearly at the behest of his boss in serious trouble. "My boss asked me for a knife to open the box. I just had one with him, so I gave it to her without problems. After a couple hours, I did reprimand to be entered for the fact that I came to the job with a gun. " It is terrible to imagine how bad boss treated the poor Jonathan, if, on reflection, seriously feared for his life.
5. Yes, my lord
But in this case it turned out quite harmless, but that any less scary. Presumably, the head of the user with the nickname YZracer81 clearly loved the long winter evenings playing subordination and domination.
"Once I really nakosyachil at work and my boss called me on the carpet, to account for the error. In the end this unpleasant conversation, he made me say, "Excuse me, sir. I've been a bad boy. ""
6. Do not "if" but "when"
But here is really getting scary. The author of the post below can hardly be condemned for the fact that after this incident, he quickly spakoval bags and wrote a statement of their own volition. A user with the nickname CaptainHarris1 shared the story about why he had run away from the head after the first day at work.
"I got the seller in hardware store, though he worked there for only one day. I immediately quit when the boss decided to make coaching for me about "what to do when you start to plunder?". "If you start to plunder" - I tried to fix it myself. "No, when" - with a smile replied the chief. "
7. The raging printer
Last heroine of our hit parade candidly admits that his superiors quirks nothing to do with, and she's definitely nakosyachila itself. The truth is less fun in its history it will not do. So, the story of a mad printer from the girl with the nickname verambassi. "When I needed to print the report, I have too much to press a key, and as a result, instead of the number 1 in the" number of copies "I typed 1111. I tried to stop the printer, but it has little avail. I quit my job even before the fucking machine has finished printing. "