Experience a single mom

• Life experience a mom

That has gathered children from one mother from Texas, Austin.

1. A waterbed "king size" contains enough water to fill the home area of ​​200 sq. m. to a depth of 12 cm.

2. If you take the dust lumps from under the couch, sprinkle them with hair spray and ride on them on rollerblades, they can ignite.

3. The voice of a 3-year old child which is louder than the voice of 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If fasten the dog's leash to the ceiling fan, the motor is not powerful enough recently to roll out 20-pound boy in shorts Batman and Superman cape. However, the same power is sufficient to evenly distribute the paint from cans tied to a leash on the walls 7h7m room.

5. When the ceiling fan is on, do not throw a baseball. If you still need to use the fan as a baseball bat, you have to pop the ball several times, until a hit bits of the ball. The fan can make quite a powerful serve.

6. The window glass, even a two-layer, is not an obstacle for baseball, in which hit the fan blade. 7. If you hear the sound of the toilet bowl and the words "Oh, damn ..." - then it's too late.

8. Brake fluid and chlorine to produce a mixture of smoke. A lot of smoke.

9. The 6-year-old child can light a fire using flint, although the 36-year-old man always says that it happens only in the movies.

10. Some blocks from the building designer can pass intact through the gastrointestinal tract of a 4-year old child.

11. Toy dough and microwave should not be used in one sentence.

12. Super-cement - is forever.

13. No matter how much luggage Jell-ou (dessert fruit gelatin) in the pool, walk on the water it will not help.

14. Basin filters do not like Jell-oh.

15. VCR not chain, pushing sandwiches with peanut butter and jam, put in them, although they do it in television commercials.

16. From the garbage bags will not do a good parachute.

17. The glass beads in the tank emit a lot of noise during driving.

18. It is better not to try to find out where that smell.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens included. 20. Fire Austin team takes 5 minutes to answer the call of my house.

21. Centrifuge in the washing machine does not lead to dizziness earthworms.

22. It is, however, leads to dizziness in the cat.

23. The cat may nablevat two of its weight if it dizziness.

24. The thinking at the 6-year-old is notable. History in the first grade. A teacher reads to children the tale of the three little pigs. Here she came to the part where the first pig is trying to collect building materials for their huts. "... So, little pig went to the farmer with a wagon full of hay, and said:" Excuse me, sir, could you give me a little hay to build my house, "The teacher stopped and asked." How do you think he said this peasant "One boy raised his hand and said:" I think he said, "you can Ohrenet Talking pig!" The teacher could not continue the lesson in about 10 minutes.