Digest Mojo Media # 28

"Autumn - the red-haired prostitute. Autumn - rainy bitch. Autumn - no one to wait. Autumn ... you became our friend, "- he sang classic. The words were more vigorous, but the meaning is the same. End of the fall - especially dreary time. Want warmth, affection, caring, someone suggested, reassured, amused. But where this all take? Of course, Mojo Media materials.

As always, we start with the founding father - BroDude journal in which hate people, exposing their lives on the Internet show.

As you know, the old sounds good, but if the present is too crappy. It is true that there are things outside of time as our game. Even if modern Igroprom will produce brilliant toys from penetrating into the heart of the atmosphere and at the same time to give as a gift PS4, oldfagi will still touch the classics: "Gothic II", "Vice City", etc. One may blame the poor graphics.. but god bless her, the art above. If you love the classics and respect industry veterans, read the article "Feel old: games that celebrates anniversary in 2017." Weep with us.

They say that the ideal woman does not happen, so there are situations when you like one, you sleep on the other, live with a third, and in love with you all the fourth, and it is, as always, Mom. How to find the same one that will not shout about spent on booze and partying money, but instead say: "Nothing, I'll earn us" - can be found in our articles. For now permitted to submit an article about women with whom to contact in any case impossible. Otherwise, the situation will be described at the very beginning: a lot of women, but there is no happiness.

We agree in the early weeks of such articles to read hard. The brain refuses to work, and the body - to live. After last Saturday, when you have drunk more than he could, but less than he wanted, your mouth tearing resistant retching. And we are here with an article about 11 people who will spoil your weekend. But, as the saying goes, prepare your liver since Monday. Drink cholagogue fees come himself, gaining experience in this article. That on Monday you were bad, not because some bastard to spoil the mood, but from the fact that yesterday was very good.

Once upon a time, long ago, we started to educate women. And so we liked this thing that we still can not stop.

If you know that the Venus de Milo was tum, the statue of David - small personal belongings, while Mahi nude - lush "maha", this does not imply a deep knowledge of the art. Our culturological beast Alina Kolesnikova know Gauguin strokes better than their relatives, and because it shares personally tested ways to start to understand the art.

The last four years - and God knows how many more will - somewhere five days a month I hear from my female stories that she had a stomach ache and back. Specifically, it needs to read the article "7 ways to relieve menstrual pain." And to all who are experiencing discomfort in the lunar days, you should familiarize yourself with the female life hacking in our magazine.

It would seem that with such a fume your boyfriend has to get away from you? After all, you're so beautiful, intelligent, understanding and good. But there are reasons for seven pieces. And if at least two painfully familiar - then something needs to change. By Telegram accustomed much faster than the ever-growing list of clowns running for president. Indeed, from the messenger there is at least some benefit, so take at least our wonderful canals. A retiring from there, because of its mandate it has lost somewhere in the year 2007.

Let's start with the sad news. Some noticed that the channels "They are moving", which published choice SIFCO and "Mole," is the pinnacle of trash content, have not updated. The fact that their author was plunged into the abyss of the binge, and for two weeks does not dry out. The perpetrator is caught, he put vodka enema in opohmelitelnyh purposes. So do not rush to unsubscribe, soon gifok archive and a kaleidoscope of madness sparked anew.

And now for those who do not moonlight. Channel "will lie with me," which breaks cover from sexual relations in the world. For example, here you can find the confession eight fools who dared to talk about their experiences of "open" (the same as that of swingers) relations. Immediately comes to mind Elizarova song: "Stop the swinger party, with another ipetsya my Kate. Stop-stop, I do not party right now, and the viewer. "

There is another channel which, in contrast to the students, was done on an autumn vacation, work anytime, anywhere. Even a nuclear war. Channel "Know!", And everything is quite seriously. Because about science. Here is an article for your grandmother, which explains why video games are not dangerous.

Now let's go hear what talked a Dasha and her friends.

So, in the "Employee of the Month" guest was an engineer on drilling. What could he tell? Of course, spoke about how the wells are drilled, in what conditions drillers which the accident happen, what their relationships in a team, how to construct the rig. Romance north and flair of real profession. Fuck guys from the show, "Guys, we have sex" or not is not so important. The main thing is that they finally touched his power Tinder and told how to use it to communicate with the fair sex. Well, and how to identify the awkward moment when the girl is already possible to call for a date, but you can not overdo it with the flirting.

In the "wild ducks" a new piece of alcoholic stories. But on the face of the character, which is not usually drunk, and contemplates the game, get up drunk friends. Of course, sad to be sober when everyone else in the shit, so he decided to pass his accomplices with giblets.

Last week was full of events, as the ass - adventures, and host of the show because, "We live in this" do not have to be bored. Romanian guest workers, which is due to drunk was in London, opening beer pepper spray, a car in a plush dog, nudist restaurant - that's why we love this planet.

And in the end we will, as always, we invite all our readers, fans, haters and envious to share compliments and hatred into a national chat Telegram. God knows what's going on in this Puppet Show. We do not have time to watch everything. There, as in the 17th year of the previous century, arbitrariness. But positive.