Digest Mojo Media # 5

Hello, it's Mojo Media Digest! The only publishing house that is not afraid to laugh at himself and does not shun their ugly people. But the true ugliness Mojo workers not in the soul, and not even on the face, for we are all burning handsome. The true ugliness - the photograph in the passport. Therefore, we decided to find out who the most infamous mug documents. What for? In order to know on whom you can once again neighing, and to dispel the boredom.

The results amazed everyone. The ugliest was recognized as an employee, known as Naruto, which is due to the majority of votes has become Hokage. And he was, according to most respondents, incredibly sexy. Vote not only we, but also our subscribers "Vkontakte" - even before it blocked the Ukraine. And the voice of the people, as we know, the voice of God. However, Naruto's happy, we're paying for flaws. He received a sum of money, and we - the charges of insulting the honor and dignity of the human. Now that the prize given to the winner cheers like "№2 - the most crap like Alien soul looks" do not bring joy.

With the vote can be found by clicking on this link. These faces will make on you more of an impression than contemporary art, which you have had the good fortune to witness free at last "Night of Museums".

We want to please the people, which scared the VK closing, "Odnoklassniki" and other social networks. All our magazines, podcasts, and Telegram-channels will be available to you. We will not leave you without any useful knowledge, motivation, lola, cake and tchebourek. If all read does not work, take advantage of our digest. For example, of the articles written on BroDude last week, deserve special attention:

"12 actions that people do not do and should." Leonid Novak, permeated the outstanding genius of Theodor Sedin article about the beneficial qualities that it would be good to learn from the Chinese, I decided to recall the reasonable and good deeds that bring simple everyday pleasure.

Feather Gray hair is also not idle, and, having spent many years studying the stupid bags of shit, he created a "training programs for the lazy", in which all the exercises will not make a particularly tense and change something in their lives.

The most discussed was the article "25 things that make you feminine." For a long time we have not seen such heated debates about the length of men's shorts. If the article provoked such debate, the issue really is.

And some stories about up to what the absurd last reached the attitude of people to death, in the article "7 reasons why it was embarrassing to die in the old days." The same "slide", which is not favored by the reader's attention.

The most interesting article of the week (and which gained undeserved small number of views), according BroDude chief editor, was the article "Why the colonization of Mars depends on the food." This topic will be of interest to people who ask questions about how to live not only in this mortal world, but also on other planets.

As for Heroine, it is worth to pay attention to the following masterpieces:

"8 things that repel people from you." The article, which without further ado tell you what to do if the old friends go, but new and did not appear. Article from the series "Housekeeping tip" - "5 restaurant meals that can be prepared at home." Because they do not always have the opportunity to go to the famous places to please your inner esthete, Darya Kharchenko offers several recipes from famous restaurants in the world, which can be easily prepared at home.

And on the eve of the premiere of the new season of the brilliant TV series "Twin Peaks" should be mandatory to read the article "The owls are not what they seem: Twin Peaks from A to Z". Wholly enveloping dive into hazy world of coffee favorite series will allow to tune in the same way with which you want to watch the masterpieces of David Lynch.

The channel "will lie with me," answered the main riddle of the Millennium - from whom your girlfriend pregnant? If that someone is not you find yourself, then do not rush to cry, because it tells about a sex doll, which is able to fake orgasms. So all is not lost.

The channel "! Know" you can find the answer to perhaps the most difficult question for humanity - why philosophy? However, you can look for interesting reading on various topics - from the brain to the tardigrades.

Lovers funny animals, strange people and charming moving pictures called "SIFCO" charm Channel "They are moving." There's only SIFCO, but some - not boring consumer goods, and only the best.

In "Mystic Show" on the agenda of the week was life in Mogadishu, training surgeons in Australia and Russia, as well as the incomparable clip Dmitry Malikov and drunken Yuri Khovanskii. We are one think that the song is something like a masterpiece Timberlake and Lonely island "Motherlover"? It is not so important, because the channel is almost as diverse as the whole of life. But the most absurd and crazy side of life discern clearly on the channel "Mole". Last week, there is, as always, to create a real orgy. For example, you can read the rules of intercourse with the Teletubbies and baseball with his father. And see the toothbrush of their dreams.

Our podcasts are slowly becoming a cult and making their way into hundreds of the most popular Russian-speaking. All thanks to the talent of the leading all seasons and the selection of topics. So start listening to us right now, so you then do not call "Gloria".

The program of the "Employee of the Month" came the interesting guests who work for the good of the motherland concerned about one of the sex shops. You will learn first-hand about the most expensive and fancy goods store, about people's reactions to them, and that sellers spend all their wages in the same store.

The glorious program "Wild Ducks" she tells stories about his violent childhood: she beat parents, friends, other children, and everything that moves. Here for the sake of communicating with such wonderful people risk their lives driving Daria program.

Leading podcast "Guys, we have sex" in their official statements, it is still not have sex. However, they lack the experience and understanding to talk about sex without commitment and a "light" girls. At the same time raises important questions - whether depreciated at the same sex, and how to deal with "free" relations.

The program "We the living" Leading found that there is one school lessons for the study of creativity Philip Bedrosovich Kirkorov, discussed the history of love snails, talked about bekonovom crisis in the country, and know that if you committed a crime, but you are "incredibly talented" , you will not go to jail. Do not forget about our common chat Telegram, where boys and girls are discussing a variety of topics ranging from the economy the Federal Republic of Bosnia and Herzegovina and ending banal whining and discussing recipes. If you are bored and do not have anyone to talk to, or you have any problem, or you just want to express my gratitude to the authors - Join us.

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