If you think that you have a bad day ...

• If you think you have a bad day ...

... then compare their Single problems with these stories.

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A kind caring lady found her husband in the kitchen, convulsing with the included electric kettle in his hand. Wife decided to save the man - grabbed a mop beginning to tear it from the "faulty" appliance. The result was 2 broken arm and my husband spoiled the pleasure of listening to your favorite music on its Walkman'e.

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A certain student from New York, was about to become a psychologist. She decided to check put your own experiment on the human response to comments and attacks his work. carpenter employed by, hold for 4 hours and then rushed to the experimenter with an ax and crippled for life.

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The activists regularly organize actions in the struggle for the right to the meat of animals. That these two fighters engaged in the pen for pigs, ready for shipment to the slaughterhouse. But in the paddock it was found a hole, into which rushed to 2000 animals. Quite by accident on the way the herd were activists who were killed, and on the line of duty.

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After another oil spill in Alaska was conducted demonstration program to rescue the surviving animals from environmental disaster. On average, each victim treatment cost the program $ 80,000. Issue pair of rescued seals was furnished with great fanfare, was invited to a lot of people. Here are the seals dive into the water of the bay, and there they were not considered whale eats in front of the public of the affected ...

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A terrorist from Iraq Kai Rahayet tried to send a parcel with a bomb. But the money was not enough, because it marks pasted enough. Postal service message back to the sender. But by the time the parcel Kai forgotten that in the box and I opened it. So it does not become a terrorist and his home.

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James Elliott robbed a bank in Long Beach, California. The robber used a .38 revolver, which suddenly snapped. After which James performed terribly sensible thing - turned the muzzle to her, looked back and pulled the trigger. Misfire at this time was not.

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Alexander Robinson underwent surgery to restore vision. The first person he saw after that was Mrs. Robinson. Working from Alabama did not fail to notice his half that in recent years it has increased significantly in volumes.

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In Switzerland, in a restaurant chef he stuck his finger in a meat grinder and lost it. Cook turned to his insurance company, who sent for testing expert. The expert did the same operation with the same effect. The chef got insurance.

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In Romania, Moinesti buried Anna Bochinski. Suddenly the lady jumped up, jumped out of the coffin directly on the way to the cemetery. Anna ran toward the nearest road until relatives stood in confusion, and hit by a car. Struck and killed Bochinski identified in the coffin and continued the ceremony.

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An American tourist was standing on the banks of the Amazon and enjoy nature. It flew wild bees. The only way to save the tourist thought the river, where, and jumped. And there it promptly ate piranhas.

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A resident of Chicago in a blizzard spent an hour to clear space for cars. He departed for their cars, and on his return found the place pretty busy lady. The man decided the problem is simple - shoot's annexation.

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In the US, there are plenty of beauty contests, in which the whole system of criteria used. Particularly interesting are the rules of the scoring for the taste in clothes at the contest "Miss Nude USA."

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In Zimbabwe, the bus driver stopped to relax a bit in the illegal bar for a small cup. At this time the passengers of his bus - 20 patients from a psychiatric clinic, transported in Bulawayo from Harare - fled. The driver was not taken aback. He scored on the next stop of passengers in the right quantity and promises of free travel. And in a mental hospital, warned that patients - big dreamers. Doctors took 3 days to clarify the situation.

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One of the most popular magician in Marv was a trick in which it fired an assistant, and then spit Marv "catch" the bullet. During one of the performances in the hall turned gold miner Marco Asprella who is so imbued with the talent magician, that he immediately offered to catch his shot too. And he shot in the head with a pistol magician. Then, during the trial, Marco could not understand why the focus was not successful. His, by the way, was acquitted.

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Now, in Texas prisons have no right to suicide last cigarette. It's very bad for your health ...

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The police came to the hospital to interview the teenager with a serious head injury. The guy said he conducted research - how close you can move up the head to a moving train before the collision. The experiment at the American success.

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In Munich there was a train wreck. The hospital brought two men with torn hands. Of course also possible to find, and doctors spore came hand in place. The most interesting thing was that they were hand mixed in the process. But as the blood group of patients matched - that the operation was successful and limbs perfectly taken root in new hosts. The men decided to come to terms with his new hands.

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Lauren Rod's friends said that she had an ultrasound vision, and it can pass through the center of Ottawa blindfolded. this claim was the subject of dispute. In principle, Lauren drove, though in this case the pedestrian pace and moved a little crashed into three cars. One was a police transport of a sudden ...

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The mother brought her daughter to the doctor, which for some unknown reason, some rounded recent stomach. The doctor immediately diagnosed and told mummy that soon she will be a grandmother. Madame began to resent and shouting at the doctor, saying that this can not be and her sweet daughter never with anyone ... All the while, the doctor looked at the window with a sphinx calm. The woman finally noticed abstraction audience and attacked the doctor with questions why he ignores her. The doctor said that on the basis of the woman's words, he was the second such case in the last couple of thousand years and is waiting for, similar to the first time the phenomenon of the Magi ...

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In the city of Engels Bogdan Borodin, five years, pulled out his older brother from the transformer voltage of 5000 volts. Kid himself it absolutely was not injured and the doctors informed the family that the child suddenly under the influence of high voltage changed the sensitivity of receptors. After that, the family has become a favorite pastime offer Bogdan hold of the bare wire. This demonstrated the ability of all the guests, until the doctors have promised that the sensitivity can be restored over time. It is for the purpose of rehabilitation of the family went to the sea. There's the kid ran to the parapet and reached for the fallen toy and fell from four-meter height into the sea. Bogdan's body was pulled from the water just after half an hour.